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$faf DarkHorse Presents
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$ffa|2-Ask Pat
$faf Yes it's your favourite postie here once again answering some
more of your personal problems.
$afa Dear Pat,
My husband and I have only been married for a few months and
already we are becoming bored sexually. We have tried
bondage and many other marital aids but we find very little
satisfaction. Do you have any ideas? - Yours Frustrated
$ffa PAT SAYS
Have you ever considered collecting stamps. Not only is
this rewarding hobby cheap to start, but a ready supply are
available at your local post office in all shapes and
denominations.
$afa Dear Pat,
Yesterday I returned home early to surprise my wife, but
imagine the surprise I got upon finding her in bed with my
own sister! What should I do? - Yours Confused
$ffa PAT SAYS
Remember to always use the postcode since this ensures
prompt delivery of all mail.
$afa Dear Pat,
I'm a 19 year old management student and recently I have
noticed myself becoming aroused when in the company of other
men. Until now I've always been attracted to women, do you
think I'm homosexual? - Yours Wondering
$ffa PAT SAYS
Girobank offer a wide range of financial services and have
1000's of branches. Please enquire at your local post office
$afa Dear Pat,
Recently my daughter's pet cat, Bill, was run over by a car.
Naturally my daughter is very upset, do you have any
advice? - Yours Worried Parent
$ffa PAT SAYS
Don't worry, any small warm blooded animal will do as long
as you can catch it. A trick I've developed with Jess is
to sneak up from behind while he's eating. This never
fails to satisfy! 'Happy hunting' - Pat
$afa That's all for now, so if you have any problems in life then
write to the following address:
$ffa POSTMAN PAT and his black and white cat,
Yewtree Cottage,
Greendale.
$faf
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